shoes by Zinc
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Vicky Cristina Barcelona
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DIY
7.30.2009
If you're not weird, you're boring.

My friends and family tell me all the time that I'm weird. Here's a few of the things that might cause them to make that assumption:
1. I hate washing my hands in warm water
2. I eat the crust of my sandwich first (I like to save the best part of my meal for last)
3. The word 'panties' makes my skin crawl
4. I often I say 'I love you' to the toll booth attendant, just to see if they'll say it back (sometimes they do)
5. I find myself oddly attracted to all things socially taboo- such as Speedos on old men, mullets and/or rat tails, the Rock of Love skanks, carnies, drag queens and the F-word.
6. I keep a plastic grill in my purse that I got from a quarter machine in Macomb, Illinois. It comes in handy when I'm feeling particularly hood (see above picture)
7. I make myself laugh out loud all the time, often out of nowhere
8. Building forts out of cushions, blankets, mattresses and ironing boards is always fun, especially if you're in a hotel room in Des Moines, Iowa
9. As a child, I could often be found wearing my underwear as a hat.
10. In high school, my friend Tiffany and I taped a paper grocery bag to the top of my old Thunderbird and drove around town, laughing hysterically at all of the people pointing at it and trying to tell me that I had forgotten my groceries.
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Happy Father's Day!
OMG
I just saw the video for 'Fuck You' by Lily Allen and it is AMAZING! Any song with the word 'fuck' in the title is worth a listen if you ask me. (Hello, 'Fuck the Pain Away' by Peaches?) I couldn't find it on youtube and I'm not technologically advanced enough to figure out how to post it here anyway. GO RIGHT NOW to perezhilton.com and check it out!
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